For whom the ring tones

It is with a heavy heart that I must announce to all of you that Twitchy, my cellular phone of four years, has passed on. He was pronounced dead on the evening of February 29 at 10:06 PM. Doctors speculated that his battery finally gave in on the fourth ring whilst trying to call Lauren Rasmussen.

"It was just too much for the little guy" Dr. Franz Kieffer said as he pulled the sheet over the deceased.

Friends of Twitchy remember him as being a good sport and resilient.

"He had to put up with a lot. He by no means had an easy life. He was dropped, chewed on, and left on for weeks at a time" told long-time friend and colleague Clicky the Computer Mouse.

He was more than just a phone to me. Him and I have been through more than a boy and his phone should ever have to. He's seen me at my best and worst, and treated me with the same honor and respect through both. I bought him to connect me to my friends and loved ones, but in the end he brought me in touch with myself, and always with five bars.

Thank you and goodbye Twitchy.
I'll never forget you.

R.I.P.

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