It's a wonder I'm still a student.

Psych 101:
Prompt - Write a brief letter to one of the personality theorists, telling them why you like (or dislike) their theory and it's relevance (or irrelevance) today.

Dear Mr. Fraud

First I would like to commend you and your comrades on developing a form of fascist thought policing so subtle that people actually believe you're medical science. We can all just be glad you didn't apply yourself to something actually tangible.

Second I would like to let you know that you are number two on my time-travel hit list. And that's a very close second behind the number one Sylvia Plath. Watch yourself man. I know where you lived.

If you haven't noticed yet, I hate you. I've yet to meet a cocaine addict I can trust with my lunch, let alone my cranium. But what I hate more are your crackpot teachings. Let's look at your id/ego nonsense. All you did was change the names of conscious and unconscious then rode in on horseback like you were the hero. I doubt what I just said was right, but you're a psychoanalyst, so I have more doubts in your validity.

Now to what really pisses me off. This Oedipus complex. Seriously. What the hell is your problem? Did you lose a bet? Was this the product of trying to make yourself seem cool and revolutionary so women would actually look at you? I'm tempted to go with that last one. Seeing as everything about your work was sex sex sex. Oh yeah. Psychology burns the other way around, don't it?

Okay. I'm sick of thinking about your stupid face. Burn in hell.

Sincerely,
"Iron Curtain"

P.S. If you're so great, how come you're dead?

Note this was for the online discussion forum. This was not submitted as an assignment.