I'm sensing a trend

These college essays
totally make you come off

as a real dickhead

karma karma kar-
ma karma karma karma
chameleon...shit

Crossfire! You'll get caught
up in the crossfire! You'll get
caught up in it HOO!

So my Dad told me
"Until I improve my marks,
no more Gene Autry."

A page and a half
means three pages over two
to a math junkie.

No I don't know where
the train station is. Why don't
you consult a map?

California love
is just like other love, but
in California.

Coca-Cola is
the only soda-pop that
cleans as it hydrates.

I'll probably put
more of these up tomorrow.
Until then, see ya.