And yet it swivels

Let’s try a name drop
Of a rapper to boost sales.
Young money Lil’ Wayne.

OH EM GEE it’s like
They film our lives and then they
Put in on T.V!

Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck
LOL Deconstruction

I’m not restricting my syllables for each
line because I’m an artist and that means I
don’t have to play by your rules also I’m a cunt

H-H + O=O -> 2(H-O-H)
This could work if only it
weren’t so expensive

God is God is God
is God is God is God is
God is God is God

I bought a large pack
of gel pens and I’m yet to
use a goddamned one.

Please I’m no hero.
I was just doing my job.
Which is s***** *o**s

Two kinds of people.
People with loaded guns and
People who should run.

Hello, Nine-One-One
What is your emergency?
Wrong number. Sorry.


The humor comes from
The contrast between the start
And the conclusion.

I’m so self aware
It’s anyone’s guess as to
Why I’m not married.

Hey show business would
it kill you to end a film
With some damn closure?

Women in hardhats.
That’s actually the end.
The rest is filler.

Everything is
Easier once a deadline
Enters the picture.

Go with plan A first
If that doesn’t work, well then...
That’s why there’s plan B.

If there’s no blood in
The hamper. Than probably
No one was killed?

I dropped a stapler.
If only my teeth could have
Held it much tighter.