Movies I didn't like, and things they could have done to make me like them:
-Iron Man (2008): Don't cut out the only fucking reason I went to see your movie in the first place.
-Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969): Less bike ridey, more shootey.
-Taxi Driver (1976): End the movie 5 minutes earlier; more child hookers.
-Almost Famous (2000): Instead of following the stupid Eagles, follow Iron Fucking Maiden
-Thelma and Louise (1991): Ride more horses; wear more cowboy hats.
-The Dark Knight (2008): Next time use Firefly or Hush.
-Corpse Bride (2005): One word: Polygamy
-Speed Racer (2008): PERFECT. AS. IS.
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